[{"time": "3:84", "title": "01x0", "script": "No pressure.\nJust, like, cooking a turkey, for example.\nIt says you need some kind of string.\nTrussing string.\nDon't, Schmidt!\nThat's a good turkey tip."}, {"time": "3:08", "title": "01x1", "script": "Don't call the landlord.\nWe don't need him here, and he's a jerk.\nSee, here's an example.\nMaybe you never gave him the chance to show you what a great guy he is.\nYeah, he's a terrible person."}, {"time": "9:69", "title": "01x1", "script": "I thought my lifestyle choices would rub off on him.\nI tried to set a good example.\nTreat your body like a temple.\nTreat your body like a temple.\nBut he treats his like a dump."}, {"time": "8:20", "title": "01x2", "script": "What?\nI thought this is what you wanted.\nJESS: This is a really good example of people who should not be making love.\nHave fun.\nCece, are you okay?\nDamn it!\nSARAH: You don't understand."}, {"time": "11:73", "title": "03x0", "script": "Listen I was uncomfortable with some of the specifics of what we just did.\nFor example, when I said, \"You like that, huh?\" I felt like you really, really didn't like it.\nHow do you feel? I just I feel like, you know No, it's just kind of like be I mean Uh It was good, you know."}, {"time": "17:21", "title": "04x1", "script": "The Swuit goes from day to night and night to play.\nSchmidt: Take my friend Nick here for example.\nI mean, this is a man who would wear sweatpants to his wedding.\nI now pronounce me comfortable."}, {"time": "3:96", "title": "06x1", "script": "Hmm.\nIt's a little weird he didn't pick her up from the airport, though, right?\nThat's an example of the stuff that I'd like to stay out of.\nHmm.\nOh.\nYou've been practicing.\nOw.\n[groans]\nYes."}, {"time": "15:51", "title": "06x1", "script": "I think you're looking at it wrong.\nThere's still so much fun to be had in here.\nFor example, in three minutes, a bird is gonna pop out of that clock.\nA bird?\nJust gonna pop its head out."}]